"If I worked as a Collegehumor Intern"

So I had this idea, if I worked as an Intern at Collegehumor, how could I use it to my advantage, and something sparked in my head. Œets pick a night out of the week, say Friday night. ‰'m gonna go out to the bars, drink some beers, and try to pick up a chick. "hen I get dressed for the night, and go out. ‰ get to a bar down a couple of blocks from my house, walk in, and sit down. "o I'm drinkin' some beers, taking a few shots, and I see some girls across from me. Žormally I wouldn't go for it, but I started thinking to myself "damn, I work at Collegehumor now, nothing is out of reach for me now". "o I walk down to the girls and say this: "Hey, I work at Collegehumor, come back to my place". "hat's it, just saying that I work there has that much power. ll of the girls fall to my feet. €

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