Here is a previously confidential list of several emoticons thatwere rejected by the Emoticon Society of America (or whoever comes upwith these damned things):

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Pirate That Has Suffered From a Stroke


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Gold-digger With a Pointy Lower Lip


O-D

Chipper Cyclops


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Double Amputee Prostitute With a Unibrow


:o[

Clown That Just Found Out He Contracted AIDS From the Chubby Mexican Dude He Woke Up Naked Next to During Spring Break Last Year


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Pedophile With a Permanent Scowl


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Adorable Bunny Rabbit


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Adorable Evil* Bunny Rabbit</sub>


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"Family Guy" Newscaster Tom Tucker's Kid, Jake, When He Was a Baby


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PersonWith a Ridiculously Long (and for Some Reason, Dashed) Tongue; AKA anymember of KISS, except for the dashed part. Well, maybe.. You neverknow. They've kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Oh well, theysucked anyway.


x-o

Yongwei, Currently the Most Hated Person on Collegehumor.com

*The eyes are supposed to be red, but I'm not entirely sure the color will show up, so bear with me, people.