Perhaps you just finished reading Marina Crockenberg's article How to Get Any Girl to Sleep With You and are wondering "But hey I'm a girl, is there anything I need to know about getting a guy to sleep with me?"  Well you're in luck!  Just follow these simple rules and you'll have every guy following you around trying to get you out of your pants in no time.  So let's get started!

1.  Be a girl.  I know this may sound redundant but being a girl is a must if you're tracking down a heterosexual male.  Don't kid yourself on this one either.  Homosapien males have had thousands of years of evolution trowing curveballs at them.  Your modern man has all kinds of senses and tricks at his disposal.  If you're not a girl good luck to you, I suggest lots of beer and wear a flashy skirt.

2.  Have breasts.  Again, I know this sounds redundant but I want to cover the basics before getting into anything more advanced.  Men are simple creatures and maybe we haven't developed the visual acutiy that most women enjoy there are things we enjoy looking at.  Breasts fall into this category.  Now you may think that the size of your breasts matter, it really doesn't.  We'll stare at them no matter the size.  Bigger is of course better and to this end the marketing geniuses of the world have provided you with a plethora of pushup bras, methods of stuffing, and even makeup to fake the appearance of a larger bosom.  If you feel like you're living a lie walking around with a stuffed