PHILADELPHIA, PA. In light of the current economic recession and the decreasing value of my financial portfolio, I decided that I was going to forget about how "broke-ass-broke" I was and I was going to have a little fun. And what is more fun than a roller coaster, you might ask? (think from the point-of-view of an 11-year old, not a horny college student). The answer: Nothing! (unless you are a promiscuous 11-year old)
About a month ago, in my attempts to find a super-fun-stock, I stumbled upon the quote for Six Flags at an amazingly affordable 24 cents a share. While initially I wanted to invest in Cedar Fair (Cedar Point and Dorney Park) the price of $6.40 a share put me just below the "you must be at least this rich to invest" sign.
So after a month of sitting on 350 shares of my amusement stock, I am up a whopping $10.50! And after you factor out the $9.99 commission that ShareBuilder took from me, I am up 51 cents!!
Although the climb upwards is fun and full of anticipation, I think that we all know that the best part of any roller coaster is the descent. That free-fall sensation really can't be beat! So I say let my stock climb, climb, climb, because the higher you go, the fun-er you fall!
That is unless you're on a Six Flags ride, then you will probably get stuck somewhere in the middle and have to wait 3 to 4 hours for the fire department to come get you down.


8 Beer Innovations We'd Actually Use
Alright, dudes, I'm Ready for 420
That's My Butt
10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots