My roommate Jared just got a dog that keeps pissing on my bed since he broke my door down a while ago and the dog keeps getting in. I was sick and tired of it, so i thought i would get him back, so right before we left to our broomball game, i went back in to get “my gloves” and i pissed on the middle of his bed. When we got back he got mad at his dog cause he thought his dog did it. That’ll teach him.
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