Successful chat = entertaining bullshit or genuine conversation. Most are unsuccessful.
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Connecting to server…Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: hi
Stranger: woman or man
Stranger: hehehe my engish not so good :(
Stranger: photoo
Stranger: you has messnger?? msn
Stranger: add
You: No
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: kisses
Stranger: you ;loik this website?
You: There are a few crazies on here
You: Are you crazy?
Stranger: no im cool :)
Stranger: you come Brazil in week
You: what?
Stranger: sorry, my enflish :)
Stranger: in week you come Brazil
Stranger: you has myspace?
Stranger: you has friendster?
Stranger: come brazil me… we are firends ;)
Stranger: msn asd me we plan your tri[p
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: dude?
Stranger: 20/M/New York
Stranger: You?
You: 20/M/New York
Stranger: Huh
Stranger: Weird…
You: in school?
Stranger: NYU
You: me too
You: What’s your major?
Stranger: psych
Stranger: you?
You: psych…
Stranger: With Humphrey?
You: must be in the same class
You: where do you sit?
Stranger: third-left, back
You: Mike!! Is this you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: It says say hi mothafucka not hello!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: I’m 12.
You have disconnected.
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