Literary Lovemaking

 Quotes from some of our favorite literary character’s bedrooms.

Ishmael from Moby Dick
“Oh yeah call me Ishmael….call me Ishmael..CALL ME ISHMAEL!!”

Bartleby the Scrivener
Girl: So, you wanna go back to my place?
Bartleby: I would prefer not to.
Girl: Ok, so your place?
Bartleby: I would prefer not to.

Giles Corey from The Crucible
Girl: Why do I always have to be on top?
Giles: MORE WEIGHT!!

Marcellus from Hamlet
(sniff)“Oh, something is ROTTEN in the state of Denmark.”

Harry Potter
(unzips pants) “Care to meet he who shall not be named?”

Kurtz from Heart of Darkness
Girl: I’m pregnant.
Kurtz: The horror……….The horror……

The Old Man from The Old Man and the Sea
“Wow, you’re so wet!”

Dr. Jekyll from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
“Quick question, um…how do you feel about three ways?”

Hester Prynne from The Scarlet Letter
“Surely nothing bad will come from this!”