Adam S.

Clothing: The Article!

With the days up ahead, you need to wear clothing. Here are some ideas

T-shirt- This item will cover the top half of your body. It can have pictures on it. I have one with the Tasmanian Devil holding a basketball. I also have one that is just blank.

Pants- Pants cover the bottom half of your body. There are many different varieties of pants. There are Kakis, Jeans, Sweatpants, and Dress Pants.
I recommend Jeans. They mostly come in blue, but you can get black ones too. Pair this up with the t-shirt and you are already looking spiffy!

Shoes- Use these so you don’t have to walk around barefoot. They come in all different colors and shapes, although they mostly come in the shape of a foot*. A nice combo is a pair of red shoes with blue jeans and a red t-shirt. This is what they call “matching” but that’s later on.
Note: I highly recommend wearing socks with your shoes

Shorts- As the name implies- these are just short pants. They are a much better option if you plan on going outdoors in the heat (I’ll get into specifics about the weather and clothing later on).
There are many different types of shorts. There are Cargos, Basketball shorts, Regular Shorts, and Jean Shorts. Cargos are good for carrying stuff, like a knife. Basketball shorts are good for running around in.
*Note: Make sure you take off your pants before wearing shorts for them to be effective.

Matching (advanced users only!)- Matching is when all of your clothing share a common color. But matching looks good up to a point and then looks bad. I recommend watching reality television for some outfit ideas.

One last piece of advise: When in doubt, where black or white!

Like this Article
URL Close
uPick
I Fought the Law Run-ins with the cops See All »
Up +17 Down
Skinny biking

After a night (more like during) of heavy drinking, my friend and I were riding bikes around our little island town in the Florida Keys. We rode past a balcony of girls who began hollering and whistling for us. we stopped around the corner, which was the last sober or sound decision we made that night. We decided it would be in our best interest as well for the sake of... Read More » humor, to do one more lap around that particular block, only without any clothes on. My friend went first, shooting around the block and disappearing behind the corner. I followed behind only to realize as I was turning the corner that I was riding directly in front of the headlights of a god damned cop car. I began hauling ass (still naked) through this residential neighborhood eventually ditching into someone's front yard. The cops spotted my bike and flashed the spot light on my very white ass. I came out with my hands up. After an hour of sitting on the curb sans clothes, while more and more cops showed up ( several of which I went to High School with) They only charged me with going down a one way and running a stop sign. My friend made it one more block further than me and made it home free.