Jason's Point/Counterpoint

Point:  Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I know you like me. I know you do. That’s why whenever I come around she’s all over you. And I know you want it. It’s easy to see. And in the back of your mind. I know you should be on with me. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don’t cha?

Counterpoint:  No, no I do not.
First of all young lady, you are dressed in an extremely promiscuous manner.  I wonder if your mother knows you go around dressed like a two bit hussy.  I do enjoy your company, however I don’t quite understand what it is I’m supposed to “want”.  This it you speak of is rather vague.  “It” could be a potato, a bunny rabbit, or a shiny new bicycle.  Even though my current significant other and I do have our little problems, I do not wish my girlfriend to constantly gyrate as you and your friends seem to be doing.  As much as I enjoy the occasional circus freak show, I also do not wish my girlfriend to spontaneously grow facial hair or suddenly sprout an extra appendage.

From Phroth at Penn State