They say crime doesn't pay. This holds especially true if the person perpetrating the crime happens to be a complete moron, like the not-quite-criminal-masterminds behind the infractions in CollegeHumor's Criminal All Stars Playlist. In honor of EA's The Godfather II, we've assembled our finest examples of disorganized crime. It's just like watching The Godfather, if Marlon Brando was a drunk college student and Al Pacino liked to steal Mountian Dew from Taco Bells.