Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/20

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) University of Toronto Submitted by D

  Professor: So by about 2700, tribes which would later make up the Minoan civilization are believed to have migrated southward into the Balkan peninsula…
  
  Genius: Wait, wait is this BC or AD?

• B) LCC Submitted by Alec

  Professor: (while talking about DNA)…and each individual has a different genetic code.
  
  The Brilliance: I still don’t get it. Why do we all look different again?

• C) App State Submitted by Patrick

  My teacher was discussing Lincoln winning the presidential election.
  
  Professor: South Carolina would actually leave the union before Lincoln took office.
  
  Blondie: Wait…since when was South Carolina in the Union?
  
  Professor: Since the beginning.

• D) Deerfield Submitted by Kristen

  Professor: So that is all about longitude and latitude. Now, as you all know the equator sits at zero degrees…
  
  Valedictorian: Wait! If the equator is zero degrees, why is it so hot?

• E) Oakwood Submitted by Alex

  We were analyzing poems and this guy in our class was trying to make a brilliant deduction about this poem…

  Einstein Jr.: So everything that’s alive has life, right?