I’m here to warn you of a looming threat on the horizon.
With the economic crisis in full bloom, hundreds of people are being laid off on a daily basis. Having nothing better to do with their lives, these ex-workers are turning to World of Warcraft. With already 11.5 million users worldwide, this growth in numbers puts the game in a position to take over the world.
I have seen the future, and it is disturbing.
The following screenshot is a forecast of a what a certain popular website will look like in three years – when a full third of the internet’s users are Warcraft nerds. The text has been extracted from existing gaming forums and as you can see…it’s not pretty.




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