Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/27

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Boston University School of MedicineSubmitted by Reem

  Professor: So if you’re treating a child with Cholera in a remote African village, with no access to I.V. fluids, what would you give him?
  
  Dr. Smarty: Gatorade!!
  

• B) University of HartfordSubmitted by Erica

  While discussing Karl Marx’s most famous works as a philosopher…
  Idiot: If Marx was German, how did Russia get a hold of his communist theory?
  Professor: Is this a real question?
  Idiot: Well, I think it’s a valid question, yes.
  Professor: It was a book. Russians can read, too.

• C) Fordham UniversitySubmitted by Mary

  Professor: This portrait is of Nathan Hale, the famous revolutionary war hero.
  
  Genius: Did he fight for the North or the South?
  

• D) Northern IllinoisSubmitted by Catie

  Professor: So as you can see, the Pilgrims faced many hardships when traveling to the new world.
  
  Blondie: Wait. Do you mean the Mayflower or the other one?
  

• E) lakewood high schoolSubmitted by Jesse

  Teacher: So macroeconomics is the big economics like with countries, while micro is smaller things like businesses.
  
  The Brilliance: So does that mean “macro“ni (macaroni) is like big pasta?