Tickets are sold out, BUT almost everybody on the standby line always gets in. If you show up at 9 and jump in the standby line, there is a 99% chance you'll get in. If you don't, Jeff Rubin has offered to buy you a McFlurry with his own money. Just remember, tonight, 9 PM, UCB Theatre at 26th and 8th, McFlurry.
And hey, if you're kicking yourself for not having tickets, you can go get to the UCB website and reserve tickets for next month's show!

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