Disclaimer: I AM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. This is simply meant to be friendly advice. Nothing here is verified by anyone of authority in the realm of medicine, or the swine flu.
- Stay way from swine (aka pigs and their piglets).
- If you know someone who has the swine flu, or if you live in California or Texas, I suggest you move far away and preferrably North.
- You can eat pork. The flu is not transmitted by eating pigs.
If you think you may have the swine flu, call a medical professional and ask for help. Chances are that you are paranoid and delusional.
Signs you may have it are sudden onset of the following:
- Fever
- Aches
- Pains
- Extreme fatigue
…you should be more concerned though, if these symptoms are cropping up:
- Diarrhea
- Vomiting
But as I see it, there’s a 1 in 7,817,402.86 chance that you’ll catch it. Good luck!
Photo by Marianne Perdomo
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