So, it's second year at university, and I rented a house with 5 other guys: Joe, Kyle, Phil, Peter and Cal. Out of all of them, I, and the other four, figured if there were going to be any troubles in the house, it would be with "Phil". He's a bit immature, but we were willing to give it a chance.

A few months into the year, we came to the conclusion that we don't want to live with "Phil" because he grates on the rest of us. He didn't take it well. It's understandable that he would be upset- I'd be upset if my friends didn't want to live with me. But the reality is that living with people is hard, and there are some people you just can't live with, but you can still be friends. Suffice to say, he didn't see it that way.

A while ago, I got an angry honesty box message on Facebook. It had atrocious spelling, and I ripped the poster for his poor spelling. I had noticed "Phil" seemed pissed off for the last few days, and given that he is known for having poor spelling, I assumed it was him. I then noticed he had deleted me as a friend on Facebook, yet kept all of the other guys as friends. I can't care less about it really, I'm fed up with him. I just find this letter, that he then sent me a few days later (after asking him why he was more pissed off than usual, and if it had been him to write in my honesty box), hilarious. The spelling is, at times, close to the calibre of "My Immortal", well known as the worst written fanfic of all time.

Many of the reasons he mentions, frankly, are BS when put into proper context. Also, he doesn't seem to know the meaning of "guilt tripping". Meh. Also, he refers to me showing a video to the others that he had shown me. I told them that "Phil" had shown it to me the previous night. Oh well, here it is….

(On a side note, the names written here are not the actual names of the guys I live with. I am never mentioned by name in the letter. Figured I should change them.)

Subject: Here it my reasons for me being mad at you. And why we aren't friends any more.

read this after your exam..
there more but i wasted to much time on it.
read it if you want, delete it i dont care anymore your a lost cause



Here it my reasons for me being mad at you. And why we aren't friends any more.

1.you and Joe are the 2 people I trusted the most, and fucking guilt tripped my on my bday when you knew you would house dumb my fuck ass holes!
2.you and Joe are the pushers on who was living in the house next year. You cant honestly tell me the Kyle and Peter are as close with Tom as you and Joe are
3. 2 extra rooms, we dont like your personality but we can still be friend. = Fuck you. No respect but hope nothing changes
4.my value is the xbox 360 or else you would have toss me aside so easily for another friend that ditch your ass last year with an xbox…..great job.
5.loyalty is my biggest thing. Your not loyal at all and this friendship dead and its a fucking wast of words to say anything you anymore. why is loyalty import because it shows me want kinda person you are….guess what kind you are
6.whinny about "i am not saying I don't want to be your friend" but then act super unfriendly and hostel every time we cross paths (unless your drunk then you a descent person ) and its both you and Joe on my xbox glaring at me like wtf
7.you keep thinking why is he mad at me we are only moving into another house he must be dumb and he doesn't see my point. Fuck your point it small and meanless compared to the impacted your action have taken
8.One minute wanting to be my friend then next being a douche bag when I give you some le way and say okay were good, you make me regret it (this is for Joe as well but he knows when he is wrong and makes it right)
9.your voice is aloud and some times very annoying when I have to sleep and all I hear is hockey states and if I ask you to be quiet its for a good reason so shut the fuck up. be thankfull you dont laugh like Cal omg most fucking anoing laught in the world if people could be shot for laughing he should be. but I relied on cal to tell you to shut you up (when we were friends) but he went down stairs soo now I have to tell you and you never do, you just push me aside with out consideration, and I am not considerate hahaha my ass
10.we dont team up on you Phil were not against you. Bull shit Kyle and Peter, Joe and you. I am left with cal. Hahah ya right. You all watch each other backs and I do clean up and do dishes and other shit like that its just I dont have anyone to comferm it.
11.you don't fit into the group, well I am sorry but I don't fit in because people like you block…..aka example; stealing the dungeon and dragons video; like wtf I dont have much to share with you guys but the one thing I do, you take it away and make it seam like it was your idea. I thought wow what a loser when you did that
12.get an honesty box message see some bad spelling and assume its me…..wtf.
13.your correcting my spelling right now as your read this.
14.You care to much want people thing and cant stand the fact that I was mad at you for the things you did.
15.We get in fights because you miss me off more then a friend should. like i hate you sooo easy some times to an extreme
16. plays throw my head and the more i think about it the more i think your all ass hole…. apart form kyle, and peter is a dick sometimes but he can also be nice.
17. give you angry message not relating to you but a problem you could fix and iam in no position to fix you give it to the announce it to the world like its your duty to do so. and have a group discussion about it with out my knowledge fucking douche bag…..so much for trust your a big shit disturber (10 bucks says you show everyone and make a scene about it for pitty)



look at the big picture, this is your choice, i will always be mad at you no matter how hard i try to be your friend because in the end you dont respect me at all and you super douche bagged me time and time again. and this isnt something resent i been wanting to tell you off time and time again.