There’s a reason they are #1 and #2 on your speed dial, but can you figure out which of these phrases are from your weed dealer and which are from your mom? Rollover for the answers.
Make sure you call me.
I made cookies!
Nothing but the best for you.
This here is the good stuff.
I’m always around if you need me.
This weed is the dankest sh*t.
Are you by yourself?
Got a nice selection for you today.
Make sure you get your money’s worth.
It doesn’t matter how late it is, just call.
That sh*t ain’t mine.
What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?
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