Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 05/04

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Henderson StateSubmitted by Blake

  Professor: The Color Purple was adapted in 1985 as a film and in 2005 as a musical.
  Genius: Is that the one where Oprah played the black woman?
  

• B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Maxwell

  Directed towards the librarian at the service desk…
  Einstein: Are the books here in any particular order?

• C) University of Colorado at BoulderSubmitted by Mike

  During a discussion on how little people know where their food comes from…
  
  Professor: Ok, so now we have almonds. Can anyone guess how they’re grown?
  
  The Brilliance: Wait, don’t almonds come from peaches?

• D) UWWSubmitted by Jon

  When talking about domestic terrorism…
  Professor: The Unabomber, who was responsible for a series of mail bombings, is another example of domestic terrorism.
  Blondie: Wait, but wasn’t he just one guy?
  Professor:…Yes…Hence the name Unabomber

• E) Wake ForestSubmitted by Justin

  Teach: So after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, he was appointed to the Rogers Commission. Which he…
  
  Valedictorian: So wait, when did he start playing the trumpet?