…I remember hearing it a little differently.


Girl: The beginnings of relationships are wonderful! I love the giddy feeling you get and the butterflies that don't go way!

Translation of italicized words: the anxiety pangs and feelings of oncoming vomit.

Girl: You're really funny!

Translation: You are the epitome of everything I have looked for in another human being.

Girl: Ugh, Ghostbusters? I hate this movie.

Translation: ——

Girl:I love doing things outdoors.

Translation: I love doing guys outdoors.

Girl: They call her Scar-Jo in the tabloids. Oh, I don't read the tabloids but I lovelovelove (all one word lol) Perez Hilton. Straight up. I read that ess all the effin—

Translation:Seriously, smile and nod for like a half an hour longer. Trust me. It's worth it.

Girl: Oh, I used to love watching Nickelodeon!

Translation: I will literally waste my entire life sitting on a couch with you eating fruit loops, watching Looney Toons, and making out while playing Halo 1.

Girl: Who is Dr. Venkman?

Translation:Don't waste your time trying to have an intelligent conversation with me.

Try and be a little clearer next time.