Things My Riding Instructor Has Said to Me, or Quotes on a Porn Set?

Take a look at our new stud! He’s massive, isn’t he? (Gay Porn)

Stay firm in your hand, but don’t pull too hard. (Masturbation Porn)

This girth isn’t going to fit! He’s too big. (Anal Porn)

Get that horsefly off of him! (Outdoor Porn)

Put on your chaps and boots before you mount him. (Cowgirl Porn)

Hit her with the whip! Again! Again! (BDSM Porn)

He’s not nearly submissive enough. You need to work him harder. (Dominatrix Porn)

Don’t let him squirt! He’s very eager today. (Amateur Porn)

Put the bit in her mouth already. (Pony-Play Porn)

Don’t let her bite you like that! (Vampire Porn)

You’ve been riding him hard, he’s covered in sweat. (Classic Porn)

Don’t overexert yourself! Take breaks so neither of you gets sore. (Tantric Porn)

She hasn’t been ridden in a while, expect her to buck a little. (MILF Porn)

SJ Parker, we’re ready for you. (Celebrity Horse Porn)

Okay everyone, we’re going bareback. (Riding Instructor)

Okay, okay, just kidding. They’re all true.

Thanks to SC, Lisa, and James for your help!