Every once in a while you receive a strange message or have a whackyconversation, whether it’s via Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, textmessaging, or wherever! These are your stories. Submit yours to ridiculousmessages@gmail.com!
An email sent to a guy named Kyle S:
Hello,
How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy. please excuse me, I saw your contact email while browsingthrough the internet so I decided to contact you despite that I havenot seen you in person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you.My name is Mary Brown, 23 years from Liberia in West Africa. I amsingle girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care andfear God whom I can partner with. I don’t care about your colour orethnicity.
I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and whatyou dislike.I’m sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for muchhappiness. I am looking forward to hear from.
Thanks and God bless.
Love from,
Miss Mary
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