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I feel like I am becoming to much of a yuppie nowadays, because every time I smoke pot I get the brunchies.
You’re momma’s so old…
The odds are good you have Downs Syndrome.Swine Flew
Several news organizations are reporting there might be a worldwide epidemic…when pigs fly!Germany, the original Polish remover.
Some one told me the phrase “trust people as far as you can throw them”, turns out I trust babies A LOT
Ivan Drago Supermarket Manager
“I must lunch break you”Last sunday I decided to do a little Wake and Bake. I don’t think I’ve ever been so sconed.
I sawed a woman in the park today
Not bad grammar. Just recollections of a deranged killer.Mexicanized Drinks
Mexican Screwdriver: OJ and TequilaMexican Cola: Coke and Tequila
Mexican Sex on the Beach: Rape
The whole “is the glass half empty or half full” thing doesn’t really work for alcoholics
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8 Things the Internet Ruined
Job Interview Dos and Don'ts
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Holiday Shopping Edition
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
10 Roommate Red Flags
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
