Joel Bustamante

Real Book Buyback Signs

I’ve never understood why I spend $150 for a book, but when I go to sell it, I only get $50 for it. And that’s on a good day. I didn’t write in the thing, and I sure as hell didn’t read it. This is what those Book Buy Back signs should say…






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You Stink

At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More » when a very apologetic ninja showed up and said that they got the wrong room. I don't know what I was hurt more over. Being called smelly or not being invited for revenge on the smelly Asian smokers next door.