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I have a dream that everyone was treated equally and I sure hope it happens.
-MLKBirmingham

A long time ago, older people founded our country. Don't forget all the cool stuff our military has done. Now please go free your slaves.
-Abetastic

We the people of the United States of America, are really freakin tired of the British.
-AmericaRox

@Friends, @Romans, @Countrymen. Caesar was a dick but I miss the guy. Brutus was a bigger dick. 
-TheRealMarkAnthony

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. So stop being wieners. Come on guys, buy things.
-WheelsMcGee

Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Thanks for the support. Red Sox suck!
-IronHorse

@Europe Slow your roll. Don't make us come over there. We got bombs.
-MonroeDoctrine

I'm god, no one else is. Take a day off and don't say my name. Don't kill, steal, lie, covet, or cheat on anyone. And call your parents.
-BritneyFan12