Ten things I can't wait to do as a college graduate

1. Change all of my online profiles to indicate my graduation, then point out said changes to my friends and loved ones.
2. Clear my bookshelf of school materials, only to end up keeping 90% of them “in case I need them” down the road.
3. Frame my posters, thus converting them to artwork.
4. Find a really comfortable recliner to live out the rest of my days in.
5. Grow a mustache then shave it, realizing that even adults don’t look good with mustaches.
6. Buy a house with a garage. Then buy a car to put in said garage. No,it doesn’t run yet, but I go out there to work on it when I need torelax. It’s gonna tear up the streets though…you’ll see.
7. Get nostalgic about how crazy my frat boys and I were in college.
8. Remember I neither had time to be crazy, nor was I a member of a fraternity.
9. End up in a career where my BA, double minor, and honors diploma mean jack shit.
10. End up moving back into my old college town to be a) “closer to the action” and b) relive “the glory days.”