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Caption Contest: 5/12

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RULES: Submit your one best caption as a comment. No replies. No retries. Winner no longer gets anything but the pride that comes with having a glorious one-liner*. Keep reading to vote on last time’s finalists…


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*Sorry, but Dan (that mysterious hero) will be the last person to win a free BustedTee in this contest. Unless the policy is changed again at a later date. If I still owe you a shirt, you’ll get it, but from here on out winning is worthless. Now we can all know what it feels like to be a part of the Class of 2009. Congrats, you poor schmucks.


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My boyfriend and I had started sleeping together, but hadn't been doing so for too long. We were still getting to know how kinky the other one was. So one night after hanging out he went to go get ready for bed I went and laid down in his bed naked, pretending to be asleep. I heard the door creak open, heard him walk quietly up to the foot of them bed, and begin slowly and... Read More » sensually licking my foot. I froze, completely repulsed and unsure how to react. I turned around to face him, and explain that I just wasn't ever going to be into that sort of thing, and could this even work out? . . .only to find his roommate's pitbull wagging her tail and licking away and my oblivious boyfriend still in the bathroom.