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Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 05/18

by Streeter Seidell on

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Raritan Valley Community CollegeSubmitted by Luis

    Professor:…and remember that your PowerPoint presentation must be ready by next Monday.
    Blondie: So what program do you use to make a PowerPoint presentation?

  • B) CSU SacramentoSubmitted by Ellison

    We were talking about comets and asteroids…

    Genius: So, did Pluto just become an asteroid or something?

  • C) Anoka Ramsey Community CollegeSubmitted by Fred

    While talking about the illnesses the swine flu came up…
    The Brilliance: Whats a swine?

  • D) NYUSubmitted by Jonathan

    The professor is talking about the last place where slaves were freed and then…

    Professor: So Galveston Island was the last place in the U.S. to free the slaves.

    Einstein Jr.: Wait, so how long was it until the slaves were freed after all of the others?

    Professor: About 6 months.

    Einstein Jr.: Wait…6 months before now?

  • E) Abington High School , Abington ,PASubmitted by Tyler

    Discussing religion and their roots…

    Valedictorian: How long ago was the time period of Jesus?

    Teacher: About 2009 years ago.

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