The Graphic Truth / The Longer Your Graduation Ceremony by CH Staff on May 13, 2009 Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send How excited Grandma is Beachballs blown up How badly you need to urinate Quality of Valedictorian's speech How often Mom waves to you Effectiveness of deodorant Time until you officially become unemployed