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"Cool" Dad at the Party, Translated

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I’m not uptight like other adults.
My son’s friends are jealous that their dads aren’t this cool.
All the girls here find my jokes hilarious.
I should play beer pong!
Everyone’s laughing at my hilarious antics!
My son is so proud of me.
I’ve still got it!
Where’s the after party?
Best. Night. Ever!
You guys want to party next weekend?
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