@ MCDs
Jake: What are you getting Amir?
Amir: NUGGETS DUH! (to server) Can I get 50 nuggets please?
Server: We don't have an order of 50 nuggets, but I can give you 5 sets of 10 nuggets sir.
Amir: No, that would be so many nuggets then.
Jake: rolls eyes
Server: Um
It's the same.
Amir: Not it isn't! You think I don't know? 5 times 10 is math I can't even do, therefore its too much.
Jake: Amir, it's the same as 50 nuggets, just get 5 sets of 10 nuggets.
Server: Can you please step¡side·hile you figure out what to order so I can take the next customer?
Amir: NO!!! That's budding!!!
Jake: Amir, step aside man! You're not even read to order.
Amir: FINE! Just because you are my best friend and I respect you.
Jake: I'm not
never mind.
Amir: So I want 50 nuggets, not 5 boxes of 10s.
Jake: It's the fucking same!!!
Amir: NO IT ISNT'T!!!
Jake: UGH
Stay here, let me see what I can do. (Walks toward server) Can you please do me a favour and just put 50 nuggets in a box but charge him 5 boxes of 10 nuggets please?
Server: Uh
Okay then
Jake: Thank you. Hey Amir, I got you a customized order of 50 nuggets!
Amir: (Walks toward Jake) Thank you best friend.
Jake: (Rolls eyes) UGH
Server: (Screen says "10 nuggets x 5 ¤33.75") That would be $33.75 sir.
Amir: (About to hand money to server
) Wait, how come it says 10 nuggets x 5?
Jake: Just give him the fucking money!
Amir: NO! I don't want to get ripped off.
Jake: UGH!!!
Amir: I'll give you $50 if you can convince the server to give me 50 pieces of nuggets.
Jake: What?!? Okay
. (Whispers to Server) Don't type it on the thing, i'll just give you $33.75 and it'll be cool.

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