Wait It Out

So you got this sort of thing to do tomorrow and you really just don’t want to, right? The mere thought of putting on socks and a possibly an unwrinkled shirt for this thing sends shivers down your spine. But, do not fret my friend. The solution is here.


DON’T DO ANYTHING,

and a serious of events will surely lead to a more suitable outcome than you wasting your time doing stuff. Now I’m not telling you to not re-up your stash or stop making money. If you do nothing about these things, your baggy for sure won’t fill its self and neither will your bank account. But with the right amount of flow amongst the elements around you, these problems will some how work themselves out.

Not sure how your going to get home? Don’t worry, you’ll run into someone you know and they will be thrilled to give you a lift. Need more beer? Well whatever you do, don’t go out and get it. Just go for a piss and there will be plenty of brew to chug when you return, I guarantee it.  This method has proven to solve those daily annoyances that plaque everyday boring life. Don’t kill yourself over washing smelly clothes, just wait it out and the smell will eventually go away. Need to get laid? Well why should you have to go out and find someone who will have sex with you? Just wait that shit out and soon enough, everyone and their mother will be lined up to get freaky with you because, why shouldn’t they