Article

Anatomy of A High School Party

by alex on

  1. Arrive after being dragged by friend who claimed that there would be lots of "crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex.
  2. Find out there are significantly less"crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex than originally planned.
  3. Mention that this party is alright.
  4. Get drunk off of crappy stolen beer.
  5. Pretend to be drunker than reality.
  6. Attempt to talk to heavily inebriated member of the oppossite sex.
  7. Get thrown up on on.
  8. Popular douche bags appear.
  9. Party over .
  10. Go home and masturbate before falling asleep.
  11. Stop lying about your weekend.
  12. Admit you actually spent that Saturday night playing Call of Duty.
Submit an Article
Popular Articles
10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs 10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place
The 5 Most Worthless College Resources The 5 Most Worthless College Resources
7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails 7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
More Articles
Columns
Almost Reading Almost Reading
The Troll The Troll
Humor Us Humor Us
TLDNR TLDNR
Regret Everything Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots Twidiots