Brian Mckinght hosts a late night radio talk show and gives advice to those in need.
Brian Mcknight: Hello all you beautiful people out there.And welcome to my late night love talk show, Smooth Talking, hosted by me the R&B singer Brian Mcknight.I’m here to help you, now let’s take a caller. Hello caller what’s your name and how can Brian Mckinght help you?
Caller: Ah, hello Mr. Mcknight, my name’s Chris and ya see I just met this really great girl and I would really like to start something with her. However, I lack a little in the romance department and I’m not really surehow to go about it all.
BMK: You’re in luck Chris, I have a foolproof, step-by-step guide to help you win this girl.
Chris: Wow, awesome.
BMK: Okay 1: She’s like a dream come true.
Chris: What? Did I not hear you correctly? That’s not really a step unless you mean to Find a girl that’s like a dream come true. Is that what you mean?
BMK: 2: Just wanna be with her.
Chris: Again not really sure what you mean. Am I supposed to tell her that?
BMK: 3: It’s plain to see that she’s the only girl for you.
Chris: Seriously, none of these are steps. Plus how could you possible even know she’s the girl for me?
BMK: 4: Repeats Steps 1-3
Chris: Those weren’t steps how am I supposed to repeat them? This really isn’t helping. Even if I did repeat all those “steps”, that seems alittle excessive. Also, they all seem really cocky and arragante. I don’treally want to give that kind of vibe off, let alone do it twice.
BMK: 5: Make her fall in love with you.
Chris: Okay, now there’s a step, finally. That’s a pretty vague though. How should I make her fall in love with me? That’s like the whole reason I am calling.
BMK: This is a little added bonus. If ever you should feel your work is done, then start back at one.
Chris: That’s it? That’s all your advice?
BMK: Sure is, works for me every time.
Chris: Well this was a huge waste of time.Thanks for nothing you mother f-
BMK: Aww seems we’ve lost you Chris. Good Luck wooing your girl. We are going to take a quick break to hear from our sponsors.



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