The English language is in dire need of a revamp.
I'm not talking about correcting the inconsistencies that make it so difficult to master our language.
What I'm talking about, is the need for more words that cannot be spelled without other words.
Example 1
Class cannot be spelled without ass
See: Cl_ _ _ vs. Class
Example 2
Analyze cannot be spelled without anal
See: _ _ _ _ yze vs. Analyze
So what I need from you, is more words, so that I can compile the ultimate, useless list of words that cannot be spelled without the presence of another word. Think irony here with your submissions.
What I'd also like from you, are recommendations of words that should be changed to include the presence of other words.
Example 1:
Drunk should not be able to be spelled without the word "awesome"
Example 2:
McDonald's should not be able to be spelled without the words "Heart failure"
So please, send me your best.
Our language depends on it.
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