Women love nothing more than a man with a sense of humor. It’s a proven fact. If you can make a girl laugh then you’ve basically found the key to her heart. But what if you aren’t the funny type? Well, here are a few tips that will help you be as funny as Dane Cook himself.
1. Pick On Her.
Girls love it when a guy gives them a hard time. No girl wants a guy who is constantly being nice to her, that’s boring. Listen to things she says in a conversation and use them against her. For example, say that your new girl tells you that she is insecure about her nose, take that and use it. Pick on her about how big her nose is or about how it looks like a pigs nose. It’ll drive her crazy.
2. Tell Her Jokes.
Who doesn’t like a good joke? No one. Everyone likes a good joke. People also like when you include them in whatever way you can so you should probably make jokes about her race. Everyone loves a good racial joke, unless they’re a stuck up prick.
3. If All Else Fails.
Just call her a cunt.
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