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We just want you to feel free.
I don’t remember how long I breastfed you.
Forget about curfews.
We could always homeschool you.
We found your stash and confiscated it.
How was your day?
Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do.
We’re gonna just leave you kids alone for a while.
Of course your friends can come over.
There’s something so beautiful about the sunset in Spring.
I would paint more if society wasn’t so obsessed with money.
I think that wearing a bra is too confining.
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10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
