Following the Success of thefuckingweather.com, its parent company purchased a public access channel and promtly used it entire for weather. The following is a cross section of reporting done by: The Fucking Weatherman
Tuesday The Fucking Weatherman: As you can see the low pressure front moving North-East means that in South Long Island it will be FUCKING RAINY
Friday The Fucking Weatherman: And look forward to a pleasent start to your weekend, yup its gunna be FUCKING NICE, AN ESKIMO WOULD KICK YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Saturday The Fucking Weatherman: And for tommorrow we can expect plenty of sunshine with highs reaching up to 69 degrees meaning you can put away thoese umbrellas because ITS FUCKING SEXY TIME
Monday The Fucking Weatherman: And yes we still are technically on the air, for tommorrow you can expect PLENTY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE
Tuesday The Fucking Weatherman was murdered, only to be replaced by the infinitly more annoying Accuweather man; the only person whoes accuracy is worse than The Fucking Weatherman
Tuesday The Fucking Weatherman: As you can see the low pressure front moving North-East means that in South Long Island it will be FUCKING RAINY
Friday The Fucking Weatherman: And look forward to a pleasent start to your weekend, yup its gunna be FUCKING NICE, AN ESKIMO WOULD KICK YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Saturday The Fucking Weatherman: And for tommorrow we can expect plenty of sunshine with highs reaching up to 69 degrees meaning you can put away thoese umbrellas because ITS FUCKING SEXY TIME
Monday The Fucking Weatherman: And yes we still are technically on the air, for tommorrow you can expect PLENTY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE
Tuesday The Fucking Weatherman was murdered, only to be replaced by the infinitly more annoying Accuweather man; the only person whoes accuracy is worse than The Fucking Weatherman
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