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How US Government Tortures Hackers [Images]

by Jason on

Late last month, President Obama gave a statement concerning the vulnerability of the United States’ internet security. In addition, President Obama spoke about creating a new department functioning within the Pentagon that focuses on our cyberspace defense. This department has been very efficient at their job, apprehending 12 of the largest threats to America’s virtual space in their first month. Unfortunately, the news is not all good. A source (who has asked to remain unidentified) released the government manual of the torture methods that the department put these computer savvy detainees through. I warn you, the following material is inappropriate for children.




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I wish ya'll would stop being so vindictive...

So my freshman roommate (like 6 years ago) was awesome, and we were totally suited to live together. Neither one of us was bothered by the other's poor habits or vices. We kinda hung with different crowds though, and I would often stay with friends for days on end and come back to our room at random times with no notice. No worries but 90% of the time he'd be whackin it... Read More » when I came in the room. He'd never fail to do the "hunch over the laptop and look really intently at the blank desktop screen like he was looking for something" pose when I suprised him. This happened literally about 15 times over the year. I would usually be sober, but I pretended to be so drunk every time and fake stumble to the bathroom like I didn't notice, giving him time to adjust himself and save him the embarassment. Your welcome buddy, happy masturbating!