Batman Beyond, More Likely

Bruce Wayne: So then what you have here is more of a bat-grenade kind of scenario… Terry, stop playing on the bat-computer and listen to me. This is important.
Terry: What’s slaveboys.com?
Wayne: What? No no no no nononono don’t…
Terry: Oh my God. Oh my God.

Bruce Wayne: The Joker says if you don’t give him the password he’s going to detonate the bomb. You…
Terry: Give him the password.
Wayne: No.
Terry: Detonate the bomb.
Wayne: No.
Terry: Let him blow you.
Wayne: No.
Terry: (in tears) This is too hard, Batman!!!

 

Bruce Wayne: Terry, have you seen my…
Terry: No.
Wayne: Foam gun. Terry.
Terry: What.
Wayne: Terry.
Terry: What.
Wayne: Terry.
Terry: What.
Wayne: What did I say last week.
Terry: Foam guns are for masturbating.
Wayne: NOT. NOT for masturbating.
Terry: WhatEVER.

Bruce Wayne: How was school today, Terry.
Terry: Ok.
Wayne: What did you learn?
Terry: Well in health class the teacher told us that if someone touches us in our bathing suit area that that’s not ok and we should tell someone.

(silence)

Wayne: Terry, I told you my hand just happened to –
Terry: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!