We all know the story of Willy Wonka, right? Well thanks to Denny’s AllNighter, we’re running a very similar contest. Only instead of buying chocolate bars you have to enter and instead of a golden ticket you could win a $100 gift certificate to Denny’s. And then instead of being given a tour of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, you and your friends will be able to eat pancakes until you feel like puking. Which begs the question: which contest would Augustus Gloop be more excited about?
Enough with the analogy. Enter now for your chance to win. We’ve already given one gift certificate away, so this is your last chance. Kind of like when Charlie found his ticket. Also, Oompa, Loompa, doopidy ok nevermind.
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
10 Roommate Red Flags
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Dating Dos and Don'ts
The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook: Holiday Shopping Edition
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
