Top Ten Jobs of the Future based off Current College Trends

1. Will Ferrell Impersonator: Because you haven’t seen Anchorman enough.

2. Herpes Remover: Herpes, it’s not for life anymore!

3. Blunt Roller: For all of those who cannot smoke a dutch without rolling it themselves.

4. Wingman for Hire: Because your boys will let you go home with anyone just so they can make fun of you the next day.

5. SportsCenter Analyst Analyzer: When getting your sports news isn’t enough, you can have it regurgetated verbatim by those who got cut from little league.

6. Beer Pong Trophy Maker: It’s the next big Olympic sport. Or X-Games.

7. Hot-girl-stronomer: Just like most science regarding heavenly bodies, most research will be done by geeks using pure speculation with no testable methods for proving theory.

8. Windows Cleaner: Good for wiping your computer clean after your roommate’s three hour binge of internet porn.

9. Gourmet Ramen Noodle Chef: You’d never imagine the flavor combinations a little packet of seasoning can offer.

10. Unemployed: Between the economy and your apathy towards attending class, you’re a natural!