The future is not scary. There is absolutly nothing to worry about. Here are some hints to keep you alive:
- Machine Cities do not have internal security. Once you are in there will only be one or two terminators inside.
- T-800 prefer not to have weapons. Their objective is to throw you around like a ragdoll so you can shoot back from a safe distance.
- In the future, anyone can be an organ donor just in case you get stabbed with a huge pipe. And don’t worry. It takes about 5 to 6 hours to die from huge open wounds in your chest.
- If you want to blow a huge complex you don’t have to carry a bag of C4. They like leaving nuclear energy cells around tables. A simple grenade will do the trick.
- In the future, tracking devices will be abolished. Don’t worry. You will be safe in case one of them infiltrate your camp.
- If a guy named John Connor yells in the radio not to attack for no reason, listen to him. He gotta know what he is doing regardless of any advice.
- Sony is the only fully operational industry in the future. It is unknown if they give supplies for both sides, but all technolgy seems fully compatible.
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