Skeletor: Tell me the location of the GI Joe secret headquarters!
Stretch Armstrong: spits in Skeletor's face
Skeletor: You want to make this difficult? Very well. Foot soldiers, warm up the Hot Wheels.
Stretch: Hah! You think you can stretch me to death? That's kind of my thing, man.
Skeletor: There are limits to your powers, Mr. Armstrong.
Foot Soldier: The cars are ready, sir!
Skeletor: Commence stretching.
Stretch: Hah! It's no use, Skeletor!
Skeletor: Further.
Stretch: starting to strain Agh
it won't work. It can't!
Skeletor: Further.
Stretch: ALRIGHT! Damn it, I'll talk. I'll talk!
Skeletor: motions for cars to stop
Stretch: It's
under the hood of the old Power Wheels.
Skeletor: See, Stretch? Things are so much easier when you cooperate.
Stretch: You son of a bitch
Skeletor: Now finish the job, men. We're through with him.
Stretch: WHAT!?
Foot Soldier: But sir, he-
Skeletor: I SAID START THE DAMN HOT WHEELS!
Foot Soldier reluctantly signals to continue pulling.
Stretch: YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Stretch is pulled to the breaking point. His limbs tear, leaking greenish goo onto the carpet.
Skeletor: excitedly So THAT'S what was inside!
My Childhood Toys at War
Stretch Armstrong is being held captive in the lair of the evil Skeletor. His limbs are tied to toy cars.

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