Inside the Mind

by Syrus on January 20, 2007

Fred Flintstone after Sex

I�think Wilma might of put on some weight since the last time we played find the mammoth. When she was on top I could have swore it felt different. (Looks under the saber skin sheets) So that’s what my penis looks like; is that a bruise? She broke my dick! There is a black and blue mark on my penis. I can’t believe this; I bet Barney does not have to deal with this crap. Betty must be pretty good in the sack. I have to pee. I wonder what she looks like naked. She does have that nice rear. I bet Barney has put it in there once or twice. I wish Wilma would let me do that. She seriously has put on some weight. Damn, I really have to pee. Screw this, I want a sandwich.

Shaggy after Solving another Mystery

�I am always starving after smoking pot. Why does Scooby get all the credit? �Maybe Fred will smoke with me. Damn dog eats all my munchies. I solved this case too. Why do we all get grouped together while the villains blame the dog? It isn’t fair man. I might have gotten ripped off on this eighth, but it was so worth it. Still can’t believe Velma does not know I smoke. What did I do with that lighter? Maybe Fred has it. Dumb dog always mooching my shit, I might go steal his Scooby snacks. I am so starting without�Fred in like two seconds. What is a Scooby snack anyway? Maybe Daphne will show us her tits again. (Takes a hit from his bong) Scooby Doo, where are you?

�Chuck Norris reflecting on Chuck Norris Jokes

Why did people make these jokes? Is it possible to sue NBC over Law and Order? I don’t think I was born in 1972. I wished I didn’t cry. That one is just terrible. Haha, I slapped the nurse. Did I really Roundhouse kick everyone? I can’t believe I went on the Tony Danza Show. I could so kick Jack Bauer’s ass if I tried. I am hung like a horse. Why do all these jokes end up with me killing someone? I want to Roundhouse kick Jack Bauer in the face. What the hell is up with the if it looks like chicken, spells like chicken, taste like chicken but if I say it is beef, then it is beef joke? Shit, I do Roundhouse kick a lot. How could you slam a revolving door? I wish they made another few seasons of Walker Texas Ranger. Stupid tv people.

George W. Bush giving a Speech on Irag

Ooh, look at the birdie.

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