"The Stupid Question Hall of Fame" by Streeter Seidell

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.

The Nominees

A) ESADE Business School, Barcelona, Spain
Submitted by Martin

On the first day of our exchange program in Spain:

Professor: Bienvenidos todos a ESADE y a la clase de Marketing Internacional.
The Mind: Wait, this class is in Spanish?

B) Georgia Southern University, Statesboro, GA
Submitted by Stephen

During American Government discussing the Constitution:

Black Student: Is the 3/5 compromise still used in the Constitution today?

C) Miami University, Oxford, OH
Submitted by Patrick

Professor: So, class, we don't have class Monday, so do the same reading you would have, only for Tuesday.
Student: Why don't we have class on Monday?
Dumb Bitch: It's bid day.
Professor: Well, it's also MLK day.
Dumb Bitch: Well yeah, Martin Luther King Day is always on bid day.

D) Mercyhurst College, Erie, PA
Submitted by Shawn

Professor: 130,000 people were killed as a result of the A-bomb on Hiroshima. Now keep in mind that in the Tokyo Raid in March of that year, 100,000 were killed as a result of conventional bombs…so
The Next Einstein: …What do you mean by "conventional"
Professor: What do you mean, "what do you mean"?
The Next Einstein: Conventional what?
Professor: …..Bombs….
The Next Einstein: Like, out of planes?
Professor: sighs

E) University of Maryland, College Park, MD
Submitted by Jeremy

Economics Professor: Did anybody hear that news story the other day? They’re raising the minimum wage from 5.15 to 7.25
Brilliant Girl: In real life?
Economics Professor: No, in fake life.

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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.

Oh, and no one asked this in your class so stop sending it in and pretending they did.

Teacher: "The human sperm is made up of 15% proteins and 85% glucose,
or sugar.
Female Genius: "Then why does it taste so salty?"

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