Things that could put a rift in the space-time continuim and cause the dimension to implode upon itself

-Watching Tuesdays with Morrie on a Friday with Wednesday Adams while listening to Thursday’s cover of Blue Monday
-Traveling into a neighboring time zone at 2 AM on daylight savings.
-Making a pompous show about being behind the scenes on NBS’ biggest hit Studio 60
-Going into the past and touching yourself (in your bathing suit area)
-Holding a candlelight vigil for the death of Frankenstein’s Monster
-Crashing your Mitsubishi Eclipse into the sun.
-Wearing the enchanted turtle mask of Rehoboth.
-Trying to find a synonym for thesaurus

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