Chapter 1
With five years experience as an undergraduate, going to four different colleges, and bar-tending since I was twenty-one, I finally feel I have the credentials to submit something that will truly help guys out like me. If I only knew what I know now, my freshmen and sophomore year would have been more complete and possibly added a sixth year to my already super senior status.How to get laid when you’re young? Here is goes fellas…….
Don’t waste your money on buying shots for girls, It doesn’t work. Get the confidence or balls and have a decent conversation with her.Ask her questions about herself and nod your fucking heads like you understand and give a shit.Try it I promise.Bar-tending I see guys all the time waste so much $$ and then another guy take home that girl he so badly “invested” in.
Don’t always think you have to roll with your Entourage.Of course I’m not saying don’t go out with the boys, however if u can put up with your friends that are chicks for a night, so do.I would walk into a bar with girl friends some nights.Trust me it turns a girl on. Yes, most girls may think and are curios which one is your girlfriend.When she finds out you’re single she already know’s you’re a good guy if your with all those girls and have them as friends.Make sure they are HOT. As a last resort if your confidence isn’t there, (your already with 3 hot girls WTF) grab that fake id and order a shot for yourself and that one hot girl that is eyeing u out.This is the only exception to rule number one.You’re already with girls and she will be turned on that you have all those other options and you’re choosing her.
Do check out fraternities.Im not saying you have to, just check them out during rush week.You will meet so many ppl. And tons of girls. If u find one that fits you and you can afford it, go for it.If not than who cares, you’re a stud and can get ass without frat parties.I personally didn’t join a fraternity at George Mason or Radford. When I went too The University of South Carlolina , i was sold and meshed with so many ppl. I was a Sig EP.There were fucking 48 pledges that semester and I can spell every single one of their full names and I talk to them still on daily basis.So if you transfer schools, do the rush process all over again.Third times a charm I guess.
Do play the field your first year and keep those options open.Girls want what they can’t have.It’s natural for all of us.If you do choose to “bun” up that first year, than play the game still with her.I know we wanna text or ask her in the beginning, “Are we talking”, “Together”, “So what are we?”Don’t fucking think about it.Wait for her to ask those questions.The relationship will last longer but im saying to keep your options open.You never know when one girl will fall through and not work out.I had my girl friend my freshmen year hurt me so bad I left school and told my self im single until I graduate.So far I have had relationships but tell them why I don’t get too “serious” with them.Girls understand, so don’t always think players have too be liars.Just talented young studs who know what to say, when to say it, and can stretch the truth.
Let me know what you guys think and I can submit the rest of the chapter or Myspace / Facebook me.




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