"Alternate Titles For "I Wanna F*ck You" (If Snoop Dogg & Akon Were More Chivalrous)" by Jake

I Wanna Take You Out For a Fancy Dinner
I Wanna Insist On Paying For Said Fancy Dinner, While Tipping Handsomely
I Wanna Win Yo' Heart By Making You a Mix CD, Consisting Of Mostly Ryan Adams and Ray LaMontagne Songs
I Wanna Make Grips of Genuine Conversation To Assist Us In Getting Better Acquainted With One Another
I Wanna Walk You To Your Door
I Wanna Simply Kiss You On Yo' Cheek At The End Of Our Rendezvous
I Wanna Ask You Out On a Second Dizzle, But Still Respecting You As a Woman and Only Doing What You Are Comfortable With

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