Patrick Cassels

Nine Facts I Learned in 1999 by Listening to LFO's "Summer Girls"

1. New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

2. There was a good man named Paul Revere.

3. Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton.

4. Lead singer Rich Cronin likes Kevin Bacon, but he hates Footloose.

5. He also likes the color purple… macaroni and cheese.

6. And Chinese food makes him sick.

7. The great Larry Bird: jersey #33.

8. “Billy” Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

9. Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks.

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Mind Control

The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.