'Damn, I gotta pee!'

I stumble my feet from outside the patio into the crowded house. "ripping on the floor, I fall onto a hot girl while my hands break my fall on her boobs. ‰ smirk. fter apologizing, I see my buddies thumbs-uping me across the room. "rying to remember what I was doing, I grab my buddy's red cup and take a swig.¼/p>

'Oh, yeah…I gotta pee.'

Walking past the potheads, I grab a handful of Doritos, chew on them, and wipe my hand on my jeans. ut of the corner of my eye, I see my ex-girlfriend approaching me. Šust then, crazier drunks than I run into my knocking me on my face. "he hot girls on the couch drinking wine coolers laugh and point at me. ‰ get myself up and see the bathroom door open and vacant.¼/p>

'Shit, I gotta pee!'

I run into the shitter, turn on the light switch, and lock the door. The seat is down but it doesn't matter. —ith my left hand, I hold my button — my right, I zip down my pants. ‰ grab my Johnson, pull him out and feel an urge taking over me. ‰'m wobbling and swaying due to the many shots I had. "uddenly, pee starts shooting out of me. ‰ can't seem to control myself — urine is flying all over the walls, on the toilet seat, and carpeting the floor.

I can't aim.

I somehow finish, zip up, wash my hands without water, and walk out the door slowly.

A girl walks in after me and screams, "Ew! Gross!"